Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

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Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

Why did the elephants go on a diet?

Because they had too much junk in the trunk.

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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti