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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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Which one do you want?

I said I'd take either/oar.

Why did the commuter want the carpool driver to take the bridge?

To avoid car-pool tunnel!

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

How is your diet going?

Horrible. I had eggs for breakfast." "Scrambled " "Cadbury."

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.