Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What do Justin Bieber and Pinocchio have in common?

Both want to be real boys

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He didn't want to taco 'bout it

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When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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Why did the sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti