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Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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What did the lighter color shade tell to its dark lover?

I want hue.

How can u drop an egg onto a concrete floor without breaking it?

Any way you want, concrete floors tend to be very hard to crack.

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What's this diet called?

He said, "it's a High Fluten diet."

When's the best time of day to start a diet?

4:00 For:Klock

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.