Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.

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You don't want beef with me

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Don't poop where you scoop.

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Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.