What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

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Why did the composer spend all his time in bed?

He wrote sheet music.

What kind of line gets thicker and thinner at the same time?

A line of marathon runners

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What do you call an abominable snowman who's always late?

A not-yeti.

What's the difference between a very old shaggy Yeti and a dead bee?

One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.

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What do you call a Sasquatch that is never on time?

Not Yeti

Why did the Sasquatch go on a diet?

He didn't want to be Obeast.