Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What's the difference between and out-law and an in-law?

One's wanted.

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What do you call a veterinarian that can only work on one animal?

A doctor.

Why are contortionists always angry?

Their work usually has them pretty bent out of shape.

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What did the drunk say when his boss enquired about his availability?

Yeah, I'm av**ale**able.

Why doesn't Superman need a boss?

OC) He already has supervision.

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Why do Texans duel at high noon?

They distrust clocks.

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

He wanted to work overtime.