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Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Why did the English teacher hire a midget geography nut as his lawyer?

He wanted someone who understood and case.

What do a trickster and a multiplicative inverse function have in common?

They both want to pull 1 over on you.

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

How many Dallas Cowboys fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't. They just talk about when it did work.

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

What do you call a person whose wife was the Queen, daughter is a Princess and his boss is the Emperor, but he himself is no royal?

Darth Vader.

What should i do now?

To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

Why did the clock phone the ruler?

Because desperate times call for desperate measures....

What does that clock say at 1 o'clock night?

1 AM feeling very sleepy.