Because he wanted them to work over-time
Because they take everything literally (p.s. you can steal this joke if you want)
Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works.
Work smarter not harder people.
They'll never work.
Micromanagement!
To which the boss replies "We're out of shovels. Go lean on something else!"
Second hand smoking! My own joke that I've been meaning to put up for a while. Time to see how it goes.
It tocked too much
