Why does the boss put clocks under employee's desk?

Because he wanted them to work over-time

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did you offer me a piece of candy?

Hotel Clerk: You said you wanted the best suite in the hotel.

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

She wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..

Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What's the Top Job Requirement for Deep Sea Diver Position?

Ability to work under pressure.

What did the windmill say to the windmill engineer?

I'm a big fan of your work

Boss Jokes More Boss Jokes

When my boss asked me who is the stupid one, me or him?

I told him everyone knows he doesn't hire stupid people......

What did the table fan say to his boss when he couldn't get to work on time?

Ah-so-late!

Clock Jokes More Clock Jokes

What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.