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What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

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What do you get when you mix a public speaker with someone who had tourettes?

A clock! One provides the tic, the other provides the talk Credit to my Autistic Big Bro

Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween?

It was for 'tick or tweet'!

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What did the clock do after the good meal?

He went back four seconds.

What's the difficult part about having a dingo for a pet?

It takes 10 months to give it a good meal