What does a clock do when it's hungry?

It goes back four seconds.

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Why is your brother always flying off the handle?

Second Boy: Because he's got a screw loose!

What's Captain Hook's favourite kind of shop?

The second hand shop.

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What did the man who ate a clock say?

That was time consuming but I still want seconds.

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal?

They go back four seconds.