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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

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What kind of dinosaur would Eminem be?

A veloci-rapper. What about Stalin? A Tyrant-a-saurus rex.

What kind of cigars does Baby Jesus smoke?

Mmmph!) Meek &amp Milds!!!!:0

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

How is Michael Jackson like the thousands of people outside Times Square on New Year's?

Once the balls drop, They're no longer interested!

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What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*