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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

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What kind of bird always sticks together?

A velcrow Courtesy of Jokels.com:

What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible?

A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord.

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What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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When my laptop asks "Are you sure?

It's because it still remembers all of the other bad decisions I have made.

What do you call a burger that merged with a laptop?

A big mac*