What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

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What kind of fruit can't get married?

A Cantleope

What kind of letters did the snake get from his admirers?

Fang mail.

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What do the Post Office and a shoe store have in common?

Thousands of brown loafers

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

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What do you call a laptop that sings?

A Dell

Why did the spy steal the laptop?

It had a sticker that said 'intel inside'.