What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

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What kind of bug do you find on a long car ride?

An I-shoulda-pede.

What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

What did the computer technician say to the woman about her virus infected laptop?

Ma'am, we cleaned your dirty bits and suggest getting a bigger hard drive