What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What kind of wig can hear?

An earwig!

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.

Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM