What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

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Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

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What kind of phone makes music?

A saxophone.

What kind of cars do rabbits drive?

Hop rods.

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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What's the difference between rock and jazz?

Rock is playing three chords for a thousand people. Jazz is playing a thousand chords for three people.

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Why couldnt the laptop see?

Cause it was SoDIMM

Why couldn't the laptop go to sleep?

Because it has two shifts.