What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a contradiction and a punchline?

There's no punchline for this joke.

What is the difference between Ironman and Iron woman?

One is a super hero and the other is a command.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!