What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between math and meth?

One of them ruins your life. The other's just meth.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

How do you make a candle really happy...?

Blow it out, it'll be delighted

When can you operate?

Lighting a candle* Doctor: When we find you a new liver.

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What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!