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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between your mama and a washing machine?

The washing machine doesn't follow me around for a week after I dump a load in it.

What's the difference between a chickpea and a lentil?

I wouldn't pay 50 to have a lentil on my face...

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

Why was the candle mad at his friend?

He blew him off.

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

How does a blonde count a thousand sheep?

She counts the legs, and divides by 4.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!