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What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

What did the candle say when it couldn't sleep due to his own candlelight?

There ain't no rest for the wicked

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What do you cal a campsite trampled by thousands of tiny insects?

A gnatural disaster.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!