What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a loaf of bread and a penguin?

I don't know what " "We're sure not sending you to the store!"

What's the difference.... Between my girlfriend and santa?

Some people actually believe santa exist.

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

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What does Miley Cyrus have for Christmas Dinner?

Twerky! I thought of that yesterday, apologies if you've heard it a thousand times already.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.