What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

What's the difference between a pizza, and this joke?

One has cheese on it, the other's just plain cheesy.

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What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Why didn't the sun have to attend university?

It's already got thousands of degrees.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

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What do you get when you put birthday candles on a pizza?

You can't figure it out I mean, it's a pizz'a cake.

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!