What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?

An ion!

Candle Jokes More Candle Jokes

What did Russians used to light their houses with before candles?

Electricity.

How long does it take to burn a candle down?

About a wick!

Thousand Jokes More Thousand Jokes

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on the same book for thousands of years?

Church.

Birthday Candle Jokes More Birthday Candle Jokes

What's the difference between a dim monster and a birthday candle?

The candle is a thousand times brighter!

Where does a snowman put his birthday candles?

On his birthday flake!