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Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

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How does it feel son?

Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band

How does a tail pipe feel after a long car ride?

Exhausted.

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What do you call the area between Pamela Anderson's breasts?

Silicon Valley

Why do spiders hate Area 51?

It's a no-fly zone.