Why did the tadpole feel lonely?

Because he was newt to the area!

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How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

Why did Snow White go to bed?

She was feeling Sleepy.

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What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

What do you call the area where a horse lives?

The NEIGHHHHHHborhood