What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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How long has your car been doing that?

Me: Hubs: The engine smoking at a stoplight Me: I dont know, I look at my phone at lights.

When do you REALLY know you need to break up with you GF?

When she starts winning arguments with you inner-voice.

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What did the Iraqi boy say when his dad forgot his rucksack?

Baghdad!

What does A&W stand for?

Amburgers & Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

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What do you call a smart knife?

Cleaver! EDIT: Also Sharp, knew about this one but I like Cleaver better.

How do feminists screw in a lightbulb?

By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them EDIT: Rip inbox EDIT 2: Thanks for the gold!

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How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."

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Which is worse, insouciance or ignorance?

I don't know and I don't care.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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Why couldn't little Johnny get the toy he saw on TV?

His parents weren't 18 or older.

Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'