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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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What did the one banana say to the other banana who had his feelings hurt?

I know that peel.

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I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What about your mom?

No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that.

What's the difference between a boy and a girl?

His dad answers, "Well, there's a vas deferens!"

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Why didn't anyone care about the circus?

Because it was irr-elephant

Who reached the ground first?

Noone cares.

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Seizure salad. edit: fixed the word 'call'

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How should I respond?

Source: http://qr.ae/xUchD

How are you feeling?

The thermometer responded, "0K."

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What have you been doing?

Headmaster: I've had complaints about you, Johnny, from all your teachers. What have you been doing? Johnny: Nothing, Sir. Headmaster: Exactly.

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Johnny Cage

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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.