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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What's your favorite kind of music?

Asked one windmill to another. The windmill responds, "I'm a metal fan."

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Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

What's the difference between ignorance, apathy, and ambivalence?

I don't know, and I don't care one way or the other.

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'