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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Who knows? Who cares?

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I don't know and I don't care.

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I don't know and I don't care.

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What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.