What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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How do you know your boyfriend loves you?

SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.

How did my doctor know I have minor IBS?

I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.

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What do you get when you cross my mom with my dad?

I don't know, but my Dad said it was a mistake.

When a dad drives past a graveyard: Did you know that's a popular cemetery?

Yep, people are just dying to get in there

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Which teachers care the most about their students?

Math teachers, because every student counts.

Why don't they call the Batman film "The White Knight" instead of "The Dark Knight"?

Because no one would care that he died.

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What did the necropheliac say to her boyfriend?

Did rigor mortis just set in, or are you just happy to see me Edit: I'm an idiot

Why should you distrust atoms?

Because they make up an awful lot of stuff. EDIT: Because I forgot about neutrinos.

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How did Stevie Wonder respond when asked how he coped with being blind?

At least I'm not black.

What did the guy say to the funny drug dealer?

You really crack me up dude!" The drug dealer responds with: "How much "

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's a bigger problem, ignorance or apathy?

I don't know and i don't care.

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What do you mean, Johnny?

Is it shaped like a peanut " "No," says Johnny. "It's salty"

Why did Johnny jump off the Eiffel Tower?

He was suicidal.

Indifference Jokes More Indifference Jokes

What's the difference between ignorance and indifference?

I don't know and I don't care!

How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.