What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Why do guitar amps hum?

Because they don't know the words.

Why is Santa such a jolly old elf?

He knows where the naughty girls live.

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What is the difference between wealth and poverty?

And the dad says: 'Wealth is caviar, champagne and women. Poverty is hot pocket, beer and your mother!'

What did the gangster's son tell his dad when he failed his examination?

Dad they questioned me for 3 hours but I told them nothing.

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What game do you play if you don't take care of your teeth?

Tooth (truth) or Consequences.

What is the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I don't know and I don't care.

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What did the spectator say when the magician transformed Dracula into 2?

Miraculous. Edited: tough crowd

Why did the kid cross the playground?

To get to the other slide. Edit: spelling.

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What do you call a Vulcan philosopher who only responds in questions?

Spocrates.

Where's your buccaneers?

The pirate responds, "tucked inside my buck'n hat!!"

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How can you tell ignorance from indifference?

I don't know and I don't care.

What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

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Which one is closer, Sun or Africa?

Teacher: Which one is closer, Sun or Africa Johnny: Sun Teacher: Why Johnny: We can see the sun all the time, but can't see Africa.

What does Johnny Depp yell when a tree falls in the forest?

Timbuuuuuurrrrrrrrton!

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What's worse: ignorance or indifference?

Johnny", responds his dad, " I neither know nor care." Edit: granma grammar.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'