Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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What do you get when you cross a computer with a lifeguard?

A screensaver.

Why did the line dancer cross the dance floor?

A. To get to the other (Electric) Slide!

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.