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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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What do you get if you cross a giant hairy monster with a penguin?

I don't know but it's a very tightfitting tuxedo.

What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?

A sourpuss!

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Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.