Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Why did the kids not receive presents for Christmas?

Because Rudolph intentionally grounded the team...

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is the president's favorite vegetable?

BARACK-oli. Courtesy of my friend Abraham.

What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why would Target be the worst store to run the Enterprise?

Because they all wear red shirts

Who the hell is this 'Foreclosure' guy?

And what is he running for

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

Why the headlight?

Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

Because it had no guts.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church?

He didn't have the guts to fart