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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What veggies are the kids having with dinner?

Me: (Smacking the bottom of a ketchup bottle) Fresh Tomatoes...

When she found out she said "ARE YOU SERIOUS?

Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How do you know if your friend has an iPhone?

They tell you.

How do you know when a white girl recently visited her friends grave?

There's Starbucks next to the headstone.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What did the hair stylist do when the Beach Boys came on?

The barber ran

What language does robot Marco run on?

Rubio on rails

Freeway Jokes More Freeway Jokes

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

Why was the Jack-o-Lantern afraid to cross the road?

He had no guts!