Freeway Jokes

Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

Why did the manic depressive cross the freeway?

To get to the *other side*

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Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

What Kind of Motorcycles do Lesbians ride?

Chowasaki. - Pat H.

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What has 6 arms, 3 legs, and 2 feet?

The Boston Marathon finish line.

There are 10 kinds of people in this world.

Those who understand binary, those who don't, and those who weren't expecting a base 3 joke.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What kind of lizard can run the mafia?

The Iguanodon

What do you call a company run entirely by ghosts?

An incorporation.

Turtle Jokes More Turtle Jokes

What do you call a turtle who sleeps during the day and is awake at night?

Nocturtle

What do you call a turtle without its shell?

Dead.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway bag?

You take the f out of "safe" and the f out of "way".

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Where did the Gingerbread man lose his leg?

He lost it back in the 'Nom War

What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Headlight Jokes More Headlight Jokes

What do college students and deer have in common?

They both stand in the middle of the road and stare at your headlights.