Freeway Jokes

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What do you call an elderly nun riding a scooter?

Virgin Mobile.

What is it called when you ride around on a horse asking people questions?

A gallop poll.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Gut Jokes More Gut Jokes

Why can't spooky skeletons cross the road?

No guts.

Why didn't the skeleton ask out the Zombie to go to the Halloween party?

He didn't have the guts

3 Jokes More 3 Jokes

What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Humphrey. (I was told this joke by an actual dad, it was his response to one of my jokes)

What is 1 + 1"?

The mathematician says "2" The Physicist says "2, plus or minus 0.1" The engineer says "Probably around 2, but let's say 3 to be on the safe side".

Hour Jokes More Hour Jokes

How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender

Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call twins with no arms and no legs, hanging by a window?

Curt 'n Rod

How much does it cost to buy multiple prosthetic limbs?

An arm and a leg.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

What's the difference between an expensive purchase and a loud noise that scares a chicken?

One costs an arm and a leg. The other caused alarm and an egg.

F Jokes More F Jokes

How do you get an elephant on a train?

You take the "S" out of sub, and the "F" out of way. Say it out loud

What word starts with F and ends with UCK?

Firetruck