You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.
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To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.
About 5 miles per hour.
Are people vacuuming in the dark or riding them on the freeway & I just havent seen
To get to the *other side*
Friend: A six pack. does 10 crunches cancels
Because he is married.
3, Right Ear, Left Ear and The Final Front-Ear.
3: shouting I POOPED! "Do you know what a secret is " 3: whispering no.
He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...
3. Twitter is beautiful. 4. What is life
88 jokes per hour.
In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...
Shellfies
A turtle. I was lying about the wheels
Fire Quackers
The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.
Bob
Art...floating in the sea Bob...laying on the floor Matt...down in a hole Phil...sitting in a pot Stu...
I freed the what?
It had freed up one GB of space.
