About 5 miles per hour.
Because if they were small, white, and smooth they'd be Asprin.
So they won't step on the fish.
To get to the *other side*
I give tours at a zoo. Each tour goes for a couple of hours so it is good to engage the guests and make the tour a bit more fun. What is your favourite animal joke I can use at work?
I wouldn't spend hours looking for my girlfriend at a ski resort if I lost her on the mountain.