What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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Why do you never see elephants hiding in trees?

Because they're so good at it.

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.

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What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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How do you make a buff guy talk to you for hours?

Ask about his routine.

What is red and green, and goes over 3000 miles per hour?

A frog in the blender