What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

What animal has two gray feet and two brown feet?

An elephant with diarrhea.

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Why did the kid run across the freeway?

To show his friends he had guts. And boy, did he have guts.

What was an elephant doing on the freeway?

About 5 miles per hour.

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How many Buckeye football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. But he gets three hours credit.

What do white guys do that lasts hours and makes white women scream?

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