Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How about the No Bucket Challenge?

Basically you just give a charity some money and don't tell anyone about it.

How many mosquitoes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

2...and don't ask me how they got in there. (My 87 year old grandma just told me this one)

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Why Aren't Elephants Allowed On The Beach?

Because they always blow their trunks off!

Why do elephants have trunks?

Because they've no pockets to put things in!

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.