Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How can you tell if someone is from Texas?

Oh don't worry, they'll tell you

How can you tell if a ghost is about to faint?

He gets pale as a sheet.

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What do you get when you mix a rat and an elephant?

Who cares? It's a relephant.

Why did the elephant paint his balls red?

What makes the loudest noise in the jungle?

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What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!