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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What does a quantum physicist tell their toddler who keeps asking "Why" over and over?

Because I saw so.

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How do you spell elephant?

E-l-l-e-e-f-a-n-t "That's not how the dictionary spells it" "You didn't ask me how the dictionary spelt it!"

How do you turn a fox into an elephant?

Marry it.

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What do you call a sad strawberry?

A blueberry

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!