Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How can you tell which nurse is the head nurse?

She's the one with dirty knees.

What do you tell a woman who wants a larger outlook on life?

Tell her to stand next to the kitchen window

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

Why wouldn't you ever see a pachyderm on a civil warship?

Because an elephant never frigates. aaahhhthankyou

Blueberry Jokes More Blueberry Jokes

What does a strawberry and a blueberry have in common?

They both can't ride a bicycle!

What do you call blueberries, raspberries and strawberries inside of a hidden chest?

Berried Treasure.