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Why are elephants grey?

So you can tell them apart from blueberries!

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How is your job and your wife different?

I don't mind telling work the other jobs I've done

How do you know someone is from California?

They tell you.

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What pill would you give to an elephant that can't sleep?

Trunkquilizers!

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What does a blueberry do at a party?

The Anti-oxy-dance

Why are elephants gray?

So you don't get them confused with blueberries.