What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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How do you tell a bad joke from a good joke?

You skip the punchline.

What did the melon tell her boyfriend when he proposed?

Yes but we cantaloupe.

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Where does Dracula live?

Monte Cristo

What is Dracula's favorite fruit?

Neck-tarines.