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What does Dracula say when you tell him a new fact?

Well fangcy that!

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What's the bad news?

Asked the patients. "You only have 24-hours to live." "And the really bad news " I should have told you yesterday.

How can you tell an ant is a boy or girl?

Throw it in water If it sinks = girl ant If it floats = buoyant

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What do Dracula's girlfriend and Mike Tyson have in common?

They both go down for the count!!

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.