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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What is the difference betwen a blonde and a Lamborghini?

You don't let your friends borrow your Lamborghini.

What's the difference between Naruto and Bleach?

No one ever told me to drink Naruto

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How can you tell when a wine connoisseur is happy?

They have a semillon!

Whats the difference between a Porsche and an erection?

I dont have a Porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

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What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

What happened to you?

The doctor asks. "I stepped on something."

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

Why do computer scientists get Halloween and Christmas confused?

Because Oct 31 = Dec 25

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub