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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?

You can tune a guitar but you can't "tuna"fish!

What's the difference between a gamer and a pot of boiling water?

A pot of boiling water doesn't get salty when you put a tea-bag in it.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why does nobody laugh at zombie-Peter Pan's jokes?

He always tells them with a dead Pan face.

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What'd u ask Santa for 6: a speed boat M: like a Lego boat?

6: no M: oh for the bath 6: no M: the pool 6: *doesnt break eye contact* no

What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Where do computer scientists go to have a drink?

To the foobar.

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Aspire Jokes More Aspire Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.