How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and a drum machine?

With a drum machine you only have to punch the instructions in once

What's the difference between a police baton and a magic wand?

Ones used for cunning stunts.

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How can you tell if someone got their dog from a shelter?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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When the bartender asks you what's in a Ryan Lochte?

Just say "I don't know, make something up"

What do you get if you put four economists in a white room and ask them what colour the walls are?

Four different answers

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub