How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

What's the difference between Kanye West, an American College student, and a homeless man?

The homeless man has $7 to his name.

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What are the keys made of?

Me Uhh.. Rhino appears behind me Tell him Kyle

Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

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What does a blonde say when you ask her if her blinker is working?

Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No. Yes. No.

What does Shaggy ask himself when he's in a bind?

What would Scooby Doo

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub