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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between dynamite and a banana?

Banana is yellow,dynamite is red

What's the difference between Limburger cheese and my friend Ted?

One is white and stinks, and the other is cheese. (As told to me by the UPS guy)

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How can you tell baseball players are smarter than football players?

When was the last time you saw a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field?

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

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What are the similarities between feminists and hobos?

They both ask for change and never get any.

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

How many computer scientists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, that's a hardware problem

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Aspire Jokes More Aspire Jokes

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub