How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a psychologist and a groundskeeper?

One you need for a rough patch, the other you need to patch your rough.

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What did Wonder Woman tell The Flash when he saw that he was greying?

I still find you dashing

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

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How many Chinese workers does it take to make a Smartphone?

I dunno. Ask the kids.

How do you tell the difference between a chemistry professor and a politician?

Just ask them to read this word: unionized.

Computer Scientist Jokes More Computer Scientist Jokes

Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why are all computer scientists such pessimists?

They always worry about the worst case!

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.