How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

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How do you tell the difference between a physicist and a plumber?

Ask them to say the word 'unionized'.

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

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Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

Why do people procrastinate?

I'll tell you later.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why do Computer Scientists always mix up Halloween and Christmas?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25!

Why did the computer scientist die in the shower?

The shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.

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How do you tell the difference between a computer scientist and an aspiring music artist?

Ask them what 'unsigned' means.

How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub