When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What do you tell an Irishman if you catch him urinating?

European.

Why is it that arms tell the funniest jokes?

Because they are humerus

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What is something that basically stops when you stare at it, but flies by when you don't?

There are two answers: Time and Boo (from Mario games).

What do you do if your bank account stops working?

Throw the guy out of the house.

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What does Batman ask when he enters a butcher shop?

Gotham?

How do you tell a chemist from a non-chemist?

Ask them to pronounce 'unionized.'

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How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Why should I let you into heaven?

Me: Once a coworker said "supposably" 7 times in a meeting & I just let her StP: Get in here