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When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?

Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

Why shouldn't you tell a pirate your secrets?

They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs driving a car?

Rex (made this one up myself!)

What has eight legs and an IQ of forty?

Four guys watching a baseball game.

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What's the difference between Isis hostages and Isis terrorists?

Don't ask me, I just fly the drones...

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

Coworker Jokes More Coworker Jokes

How does a boat captain determine his profit?

By using aquadratic equation. (Via my coworker)

When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.