When a coworker tells everyone he proposed, I'm the guy that asks, "So, what did she say?

I'm funny that way.

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What did Jared Fogle say when his wife told him she wanted kids?

Me too*

How can you tell someone is an engineer?

They'll tell you! (Source: am an engineer)

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What goes "ha ha, thump thump?

A guy laughing his balls off.

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

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What did Larry McMurtry say when his neighbor asked to borrow a bar of soap?

He said "Sure! I could loan some Dove".

What did the Buddhist say when asked if he'd like to move from Tibet to North Korea?

Nah. I'ma stay.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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What are sloths?

Wrong, What are coworkers

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.