Let's knot.
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.
Marriage.. you wanna?
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
Engage.
He gave her a ring.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
Marriage, you wanna
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
I'm funny that way.
With arroz.
Tell her a joke at Christmas
You tell your mom you're Sikh.
Because diamonds are a woman's best friend.
A man steps out of line and replies "I guess diet and exercise didn't work!"
SECOND PIGLET: He signs his letters with lots of hogs and kisses.
He said he can't elope.
You don't want to look down.
WHAT IF FRANK LIED! WHAT IF I WANT TO BE MARLENE!
Tulips on your organ.
Well she has to be hot. And well-rounded. And cheesy. Extra guac. Wait, wrong list, this is my Chipotle order.
You are the banner of my existence.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
It doesn't matter.
Please let me know... I have a terrible sense of humor!
By posting it over and over on the same subreddit
