How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What's worse?

Receiving a text from your girlfriend saying that you're breaking up or receiving a second text after saying that it was supposed to be for someone else

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot.

How did a Hispanic farmer propose to his girlfriend?

With arroz.

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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

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