How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake?

It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

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Top Gear,