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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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What happened to Sponge Bob Square Pants when he broke up with his girlfriend?

He went back to square one....

What did the Swedish chef say to his girlfriend when he found out she was pregnant?

Abort - Bort - Bort!

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

How does a nihilist propose to his fiancee?

Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you.

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How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.

What do you call an Orangutan, a tortoise and a hamster in cars?

Top Gear,