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How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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On the front page of reddit.

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See ya next month.

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He gave her a ring.

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Why'd you get me carrots and lettuce?

Wait but that means-" *Hamster at home wearing glorious diamond earrings*

What do we call a wireless mouse?

Hamster.