How does a hamster propose to his girlfriend?

With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.

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How Do You Break Up With Your Girlfriend?

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How can you tell if you have a high sperm count?

Your girlfriend has to chew before she can swallow,

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What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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Why did the hamster die?

He just didn't have the wheel to live.

How many hamsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two.