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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

Which of my girlfriends do you think is the prettiest?

What I actually heard was "Do you want a fight "

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How do you hire an elephant?

Stand it on four bricks!

How do you get an elephant out of a Safeway?

You take the ' ' out of ' ', and the ' ' out of ' '.

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What's your favourite colour?

I love green 'cos it reminds me of blue.

What machine do you need to make a girl fall in love with you?

An ATM machine