What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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How can you tell a dog from an elephant?

The elephant remembers.

What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make?

Baby elephants.

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How does an optometrist make love?

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.