What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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What do you call a trombone player who just broke up with his girlfriend?

Homeless.

What can you get off with your finger that you can't get off with steel wool?

Your girlfriend.

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What's the easiest way to get off an elephant?

I don't know but you should buy it dinner first!

What's blue and has big ears?

An elephant at the North Pole!

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Why does everyone love Plato?

Because he loved Dogs and he had two sons named Plato and Socrates

What do you call a group of yogurt loving boat enthusiast?

A Yacult...