What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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What's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?

My girlfriend knows about my wife.

Why did the banker dump his girlfriend?

He lost interest.

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What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Which ant is the biggest?

Elephant

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Where do Koalas love to go for a holiday?

Koala Lumpur.

What did the painter say to her boyfriend?

I love you with all my art!