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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

How do you know If your girlfriend is Canadian?

Look at her beaver.

How old is your girlfriend?

She's52" "Haha, dude, she could be your mom!" "Yeah, actually it's yours"

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Why can elephants swim - and aardvarks can't?

Aardvarks don't have trunks!

What did the elephant say to the famous detective?

It's ele-mentary my dear Sherlock!

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Who is a vampire likely to fall in love with?

The girl necks door.

What's black and loves to destroy Baltimore?

The Pittsburgh Steelers