What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

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What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?

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How do you get out of the stomach of an elephant?

Run around until you get pooped out

What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

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Why do mathematicians love talking about Jesus?

Because he's a cross product.

What breed of dog loves to take a bath?

A shampoodle