What did the elephant say to his girlfr...

What do a loading bar and my girlfriend have in common?

Both equally inefficient at letting me know when they are actually ready.

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How does an elephant get out of a small car?

The same way that he got in!

What do you get when you cross a pig with an elephant?

A very large animal that knows a lot of jokes.

Love Jokes More Love Jokes

What's does an extractor fan sound like?

I used to love tractors

What is the worst joke you have ever Heard?

I'll start it off: Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love and got married. The Ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.

What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?