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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

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Def Leppard, because you can keep on hand on the wheel.

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He beeps twice before coming through the flaps.

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What did Jared say when the girl asked him for a footlong?

That he only has a 6 inch.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.