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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

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What do you call a duck addicted to crack?

A quack head. What is a ducks favorite snack Quackers. Why couldn't the duck drive his car His windshield was quacked.

What did Kurtis Blow tell his son when teaching him how to drive?

THESE are the brakes!

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What's six inches long, has two nuts, and gives women big bellies?

Almond Joy.

What did the homeless man say to the woman who asked if he wanted 20$?

Yeah.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What is the difference between medium and rare?

6 inches is medium 8 inches is rare.

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

A 100$ bill

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.