Deez Nuts Jokes

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6 Inch Jokes More 6 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why are lemons yellow?

They don't know it either - that's why they are so sour

How do you know when you're lonely?

When 90% of your search history is ASMR videos.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

What do you call a trucker that doesn't drive anymore?

Semi-retired.

Spanish Jokes More Spanish Jokes

How do you say doormat in Spanish?

Matador

How do you say goodbye to two people in Spanish?

Adidos!

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What do you want to be when you leave college?

Student: "Alive".

Why are teachers always making answer keys?

So they can open doors of opportunity for their students.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

What's the same about a smart blonde and a UFO?

You keep hearing about em but you never see em

Ha Jokes More Ha Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What's the best thing about a swimming pool bar?

There's never a line for the bathroom.

What do you call fifty blondes lined up ear-to-ear?

A wind tunnel. #ThugLyfe