Deez Nuts Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

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Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

What's green, slimey and smells like pork?

Kermit's finger.

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

What did the pre-school math teacher have to say about her students?

Every single one counts.

Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor?

Their teacher told them not to use tables!

2 Inch Jokes More 2 Inch Jokes

What's 6 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives your girlfriend wild?

A $100 bill.

What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

Parody Jokes More Parody Jokes

What is Weird Al Yankovic's favorite pick up line?

Hey, so are you familiar with my parodies? Yeah my PAIR O DEEZ NUTS!!!

What do you call a parody when the actors are unaware it's satire?

Politics.

Bee Knee Jokes More Bee Knee Jokes

Why are bees so rich?

They have their own bees knees.

Why is it Bees Knees, Why not Bees Nuts?

Deez nuts)

Go T. Jokes More Go T. Jokes

Where did the Joker prank Batman?

Got 'Em City.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do women and saxophones have in common?

They both blow and make different noises when you finger them.

What is the definition of 'making love'?

Something a woman does while a guy is f***ing her.

Em Jokes More Em Jokes

Whats the opposite of nickle back?

Bill front (Money jokes i got em)

Why aren't cowboy jokes funny?

Ya herd one, ya herd em all.