Deez Nuts Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

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What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

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