Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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What's colorless and smells sweet?

Chloroform SHHHH..

What smells like pork?

Kermits finger

Student Jokes More Student Jokes

Why is your paper blank?

Teacher: Why is your paper blank? Student: Sometimes silence is the best answer!

What are some products of the West Indies?

Student: I don't know. Teacher: Of course, you do. Where do you get sugar from Student: We borrow it from our neighbor.

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

What does it take for a soldier in uniform to pick up a girl?

A smile and wave!

How can you tell the difference between a monster and a banana?

Try picking it up. If you can't it's either a monster or a giant banana.

Spanish Teacher Jokes More Spanish Teacher Jokes

What did the Spanish teacher say to his one student, who was a member of the cartel?

Where is my essay?

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are hangovers better than women?

Hangovers go away!

What's the main thing a woman needs to think about when considering a potential boyfriend?

Is this the man I want my kids to spend every second weekend with?

C Jokes More C Jokes

What is hairy on the outside, wet and fleshy on the inside, begins with C and ends with T, and has both a U and a N in it?

Coconut

What's a pirate's favorite programming language?

You might think it's R, but his first love has always been the C.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the Physics professor say when he forgot his lines of a speech?

Give me a moment...ummmm.(momentum)

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What goes: Click. "Did I get it?

Click. "Did I get it " Stevie Wonder solving a Rubik's Cube.