Deez Nuts Jokes

What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

Deez nuts

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

What do you get when you click to see the punchline?

DEEZ NUTS

What are some really stupid jokes?

One I know is this: Spanish teacher: Kids, what is the ellos/ellas form of the verb sacar Students: Sacan Spanish teacher: SACAN DEEZ NUTS!!!!!!!!!!!

Why is C afraid of D?

Because DEEZ NUTS!

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They never let you finish first. (#s)

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Women!

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What is 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy when they see it?

An empty toilet paper roll.

What is 6 inches long 2 inches wide and makes a woman crazy?

100 bill.

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Why do Mexicans always install those tiny steering wheels in their cars?

So they can drive with the handcuffs on.

What did C: drive say to D: drive?

Wow you looked shocked.

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What's white, black, and can smell fear?

Deez nuts.

Why doesn't men use make-up or perfume?

Because we're beautiful and smell good!

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What's the best way to make a girl weak in the knees?

Kick em.

Who's there CD CD who?

C DEEZ NUTS *ha* *Got* *em*

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What's the difference between garbage and a girl from New Jersey?

Garbage gets picked up!

How many women does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't care. You pick

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Why is the letter 'c' afraid of the rest of the alphabet?

Because all the other letters are not c's. *** *ba dum tss*

What's brown and furry on the outside, soft moist and tastes good on the inside, begins with "C" and ends with "T", and has a "U" and an "N" in it?

A coconut.

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Why should you never use r/television 's fridge to store mutton?

It always spoils the GoT.

Where's Frank?

Got adopted 3 weeks ago. Gone soft too. Healthcare plan. Hypoallergenic blanket. Goes by Mr. Boots now.