Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Z Jokes More Z Jokes

What's the best part about Dragon Ball Z?

Find out in the next episode of Dragon! Ball! Z!

What do you get if you cross Doc Brown and Jay-Z?

1.21 JiggaWhats

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What do blondes do after they comb their hair?

They pull up their pants.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

What did one mouse say to the other mouse?

I get a click out of you.

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

What did the Devil say to the being that sold its soul to him?

Nice doing business with you!

What did the devil get arrested for?

Possession!

Finnishe Jokes More Finnishe Jokes

What happens when a guy from Finland dies?

He is finnished. Ha ha ha. God I am so depressed.

What do you call a Finn, who gets something done?

Finnished

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

How did Jesus stay in shape?

Crossfit

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

What did the priest announce before he went for a bath?

Speak now or forever hold your pee!

Extra Pair Jokes More Extra Pair Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

Did you know you should always take an extra pair of pants golfing?

Just in case you get a hole in one.