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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What' the difference between roast beef and pea soup?

Anyone can roast beef, but not everyone can pea soup. (As told by my 8yo, who made me laugh with a joke for the first time. Proud dad moment.)

Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times?

Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

How do you speak to a deaf Ted Cruz?

Use zodiac signs

What language do the Vatican Police speak?

Pig Latin!

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What do you say to a guy who is covered in rodents?

Mice outfit!

What does a guy want more than anything in the world?

It doesn't matter. He has to ask his wife first.

Pun Jokes More Pun Jokes

Whats the problem with tainted money?

It taint yours and it taint mine :D (Puns for the win :D)

Where do you put a hot dog?

On a pun.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

Why do blonde's get confused in the ladies room?

They have to pull their own pants down.

Leaf Jokes More Leaf Jokes

What falls down faster from a tree, a leaf or an emo?

A leaf. The rope catches the emo.

What lands first?

The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.

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What's the main ingredient in a Jedi martini?

Qui-Gon Gin

What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread?

Dill dough.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

Why did the feminist get fired from Panera?

Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.