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What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the Sudanese boy get arrested in Texas?

I'm not exactly sure, but it was about time.

How do you know its noon on an Apple Watch?

The screen stays black when you check the time.

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

How do you know the devil is white?

Because he owns hell, he doesn't work for hell.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

Why do blondes wear their hair up?

To catch everything that goes over their heads.

Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders?

So they don't get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying "I don't know " whenever you ask them a question.

Golfer Jokes More Golfer Jokes

What did the golfer say to his buddy when he hit a bogey?

I guess you aren't up to par

Why did... Why did the golfer wear an extra pair of pants?

In case he got a hole in one! Ha Ha Ha Ha

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

Where do shapes go to pay for their crimes?

A prism.

What shape is produced when you knock over a 60s actress?

A Tippihedron

Jalapeno Business Jokes More Jalapeno Business Jokes

What the pepper say to the angry chilli?

If you don't cool down, I'm going to get jalapeno business

Why does everyone hate peppers?

They always get jalapeno business!

Case Jokes More Case Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring an extra pair of socks while golfing?

In case he gets a hole in one.

What would be a terrible name for a new beer?

Q: What would be a terrible name for a new beer A: "Mondays"...because no one would EVER want to buy a case of the Mondays...

Main Ingredient Jokes More Main Ingredient Jokes

What's the main ingredient when making pickle bread?

Dill dough.

What is the main ingredient of a fractal fondue?

Mandel broth Ha ha ha The puns I make up while working as a grocery cashier..