Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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What do you call a nosy hot pepper?

Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)

Why are hot peppers so nosey?

Cause they're jalapeno business

French Jokes More French Jokes

When does an Irish potato change nationality?

When it's French fried.

Who loves hamburgers French fries and ants?

Ronald MacAardvark!

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why did the dentist divorce the manicurist?

She tried to stick her finger in his cavity.

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist?

The smell of their fingers.

Shape Jokes More Shape Jokes

What did the man say while holding a square shaped clock?

I'm holding Time Square!

How much do drum shaped sofas cost?

5 dollars per-cushion.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?

Webley stadium!

Why arent the Americans playing chess?

They are missing two towers.

Click Jokes More Click Jokes

Who is the oldest singer on the Internet?

Click Jagger.

Who clicks on ads?

I do To report them.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

Why does light travel faster than sound?

Because some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why did the Russians send a dog to space to die?

Because they didn't Lajka.

Why did the cowboy die with his boots on?

Because he didn't want to stub his toe when he kicked the bucket!