Ha Jokes

What's the difference between snowmen and snow women?

Snow balls. Ha

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Why was the leaf hanged?

For tree-son. Ha-ha. Ha.

What do you call obnoxious almonds?

DEEZ NUTS!!! HA! GOT EEM!

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the sailboat start exercising?

It wanted to get into ship-shape. HA!

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Guy Jokes More Guy Jokes

What do you call a guy that steals burgers?

A hamburglar!

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Finland Jokes More Finland Jokes

Why does Shang Tsung always enjoy a religious song from Finland?

Because it's a Finnish hymn.

What do you get if your Kia is stolen in Finland?

No Kia

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

Why don't you hear any knock knock jokes about America?

Because freedom rings.

Why did the dad make the joke?

For the pun of it.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the stressed out zombie go on vacation?

He needed some time to himself to decompose.

How long is the movie?

I need to know what time to pick her up.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why did the snowman pull down his pants?

Because he saw the snowblower coming

How do your pants fit?

The man responded, "Like a glove".

Devil Jokes More Devil Jokes

Why does the devil get such a bad rap?

Because like everyone in marketing, he always lets his own stuff slide...

Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

Angel Jokes More Angel Jokes

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you're talking to a pilot?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How do you know you're talking to a sales guy?

He says "I'm not a sales guy".