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What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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Why Couldn't Anyone Understand The Mute Mathematician's?

They didn't speak sine language.

What language do UPS men at Hogwarts speak?

Parcel-tongue

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

What did the umpire say when Randy Johnson hit a bird with his pitch?

Fowl ball.

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What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

What language do they speak in Cuba?

Cubic!

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What do you get when you cross an English bulldog and a Shih Tzu?

A bull-shiht!

What's the longest word in the English language?

Pupil: Smiles - because there is a mile between the first and last letters