What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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What did the red dog say to the blue dog?

Nothing, dogs can't speak.

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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Why did the bird refuse Martin Luther's food?

It was on a strict diet of worms. edit: changed pronoun to avoid ambiguity

What kind of bird lays electric eggs?

A battery hen!

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What language do eagles program in?

C#(https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3tp03o/incanadawehavesomenicefalcons/cx8608n)

What do you call a person who speaks three languages?

Trilingual! Two Languages Bilingual! Only one language Americans

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What's the shortest possible sentence in Canadian English?

Sorry, eh.

What does King Kong and a black person have in common?

Neither of them can't speak english and are unemployed.