What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

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What do you call a woman with a very round head?

Sophia. (sphere) it works best spoken

What do you call a fish with three eyes?

Fiiish. (works when spoken :-/)

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What is the difference between a banjo and a South American Macaw?

One is loud obnoxious and noisy the other is a bird.

What kind of bird works on a construction site?

A Crane.

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Which language does a drunk Scotsman speak?

X-post /r/puns Scotch.

How do you call a person that speaks only one language?

An American

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Why was Fam's favorite subject English?

Because it's Lit.