Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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Why is it bad for blind people to skydive?

It scares the hell out of the dog

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why didn't Santa give presents to any world leaders?

Because he thinks they're part of the illumi-naughty

Who do you think the scariest POTUS was?

I'd have to say Rushmore, considering he had four heads.

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Why are sea sponges good at statistics?

They understand coralations!

Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

How are your English lessons coming along?

Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.

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Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.