Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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What breed of dog is the most depressing...?

A melancholy.

What did the baker name her dog?

Pido.

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What's the difference between Jesus and Bono?

Jesus doesn't think he's Bono

Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Why is a change machine easy to understand?

It makes cents.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

English Jokes More English Jokes

Where is the English Channel?

Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up

Why is learning English confusing when you're camping?

Because running is past tents.

English Word Jokes More English Word Jokes

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.