Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What's the difference between a fox and a dog?

About 7 beers.

What do they call a dog in Iraq?

A Shia pet. *friend of mine came up with this and was pretty proud of himself

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Why did the rabbit run out of the fast-food restaurant?

He thought he heard someone order a quarter pounder on a toasted bunny.

What do you get when you slice ice cream?

Slice cream!... I think I'll join the reposting group now...

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Why couldn't the scientist understand what the photon was saying?

Because the photon was incoherent.

What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology?

It was a little over their heads

English Jokes More English Jokes

What do you call a pastry with an English degree?

A synonym roll

Why do the English always carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas can't walk

English Word Jokes More English Word Jokes

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

What is the only English word a French-Canadian knows?

Sorry.