Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.
A subwoofer.
A dog that chases cars - and catches them!
You'd think it was Arby's, but it's actually Long John Silver's.
I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation.
3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.
An offer you can't understand.
Kids are their definition of a good time.
He wrote, "i is the square root of negative 1."
Sorry.