Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here

What did the Canadian say when asked what he thought about stereotypes?

Eh.

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Why didn't the blond call 911?

She couldn't find the 11 on the dial pad.

Why did the plant use a dating service?

To find its stomate!

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Why did the trout go to med school?

Mounting pressure from his friends and family

Why was the cake lonely?

Because he was deserted by his friends

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What did you expect for $10?

Lobsters

Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!