Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

Where do cows stay when they go on vacation?

In a moooo-tel.

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How do you find a naked man in a nudist colony?

It's not hard.

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider

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What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

What does Stevie Wonder call his money?

Wonderbread. Anyone want to be my friend

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Where do lobsters buy their work clothes?

Homardware.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again.