Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!
Because she thought it was telling her to concentrate!
Because it was always getting set! I think she gets it from her mother.
A barbie queue (BBQ)! Also, I made a quick sketch on my iPad. I found the genesis to this joke as a text note in my Evernote this morning, after what seemed like a night of free flow beers. Feel free to downvote me to oblivion.
Finding a condom in your hole!
She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'
A talking frog! Stolen from "Friends" still hilarious.
Finding crabs on your organ.
Because he was always pinching things.
