Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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When Bruce Banner gets constipated do you think he turns into The Hulk?

Just one of the thoughts I have during important business meetings

Why did the oven go back to University?

To get another degree. My sister thought it up and found it so funny she called to tell me.

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Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

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What did Ernie say when his friend tried to convince him he was ice cream?

Are you surebert?

Why did the man go to the doctor after taking his friend to work?

He had carpool tunnel

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What do you call a lobster dressed up as Santa?

Santa Claws

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.