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Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What sort of a car has your dad got?

I can't remember the name. I think it starts with T. Really - Ours only starts with gas.

How can you know that you are insecure about what other people think of your post?

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What do you call it when you are looking for your Subaru Forrester in a parking garage?

Finding Forrester

What did Mr. Spock find in the toilet?

The Captains log

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

How can you tell if someone is schizophrenic?

I'll let my friend answer that one:

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What the hell did you expect for ten dollars?

Lobster

Why didn't crab and lobster like to share?

They were both two shellfish