Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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What's the average IQ of a psychopath?

AWWW, HE THINKS I'M REALLY SMART.

Why no pants on?

We think he tried to jump into his pants & fell

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How do you find Illuminati's secret hideout?

You triangulate their position!

Where can you find the best Black Friday deals with items at 100% off?

Ferguson!

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What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential."

Why shouldn't you be friends with a broken clock?

Because it won't even give you the time of day.

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Why don't lobsters share their dinner?

Because they're shellfish!!!

What was the score of the lobster soccer game?

Zero to zero. Lobsters can't kick soccer balls.