Why was the lobster upset?

Because he found out his friends thought he was a little crabby!

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Whats a pirates favourite letter???

Youd think itd be rrrrr but tis the sea.

What did they do to the burger who thought he was a rooster?

Cook-a-doodle-do!

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Where is the best place to find discounted ray bans?

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Because he put in a little extra clovertime.

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What's the difference between real life Friends and the cast of the show Friends?

The ability to binge watch Friends with your friends.

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Because he was married

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What did the lobster do at the disco?

Pulled a muscle.

What's worse than a lobster on your piano?

Crabs on your organ.