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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

What is yellow and rolls down a hill?

Mustard in a rollerskate

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

West Jokes More West Jokes

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself