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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do you have when you have a mother in law buried up to her neck in sand?

Not enough sand.

What do a teenage boy and a dog have in common?

They both want to bury their bone.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Terrier-fied!

West Jokes More West Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.