Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why did the ox fall down the hill?

It was an oxident.

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What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish sheep herder?

One says, "hey, you! Get off my cloud!", and the other one says, "hey, McCloud! Get off of my ewe!"

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How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.