Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

What do you call a man who has been dead and buried for thousands of years?

Pete.

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Why did the chicken soup cross the road?

Because it was down hill!

How do you make a tuna roll?

Push it down a hill.

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What's the difference between The Rolling Stones and a Scottish shepard?

The Stones say "hey you get off of my cloud!" The Shepard says "hey Mc Cloud get of of my ewe!"

Why did Scottish baby sneeze?

It got week old.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.