Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why was the Scotsman buried on the hill?

He died.

Why do they bury Germans 20 meters underground?

Because deep down they are really nice.

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What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What is the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!". The other says "Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe!".

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

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Why didn't the Cancer Cowboy head out West?

He was afraid of Chemo-sabe.

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

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What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.