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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why is it illegal for a man living in North Carolina to be buried in South Carolina?

Because he's alive.

What do you call a waffle that's been buried in sand?

Sandiego (The first joke I ever made as a kid)

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What is more funny than a penguin sliding down a hill?

The penguin who pushed him!

What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K. Rowling

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

West Jokes More West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself