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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

What do you call a Ford on top of a hill?

A lie

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.

West Jokes More West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Why do Scottish men wear kilts instead of jeans?

Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.