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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why Are Germans Buried 20 Feet Underground?

Because deep down they're real nice

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

Why didn't the quarter roll down the hill with the nickle?

Because it had more cents

What do you call a Rwandan tribe falling down a hill?

Tutsi Roll.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's a Scottish cannibal's favorite food?

Mac in cheese

Whats the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish farmer?

Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!

West Jokes More West Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!