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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Bury Jokes More Bury Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in the sky!

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

Hill Jokes More Hill Jokes

How do you find the fastest man in Africa?

Roll a penny down a hill.

What did the stone say to the hill?

Let's Rock and Roll.

Scottish Jokes More Scottish Jokes

What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish shepherd?

One says, "Hey, you, get off of my cloud!" The other says, "Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe!

What's big, Scottish and depressing?

Scotland

West Jokes More West Jokes

What feels good in the west but feels cotton in the East?

Happi-ness

How Swift is Kanye?

About as West as Taylor

Scottish Man Jokes More Scottish Man Jokes

What did the Scottish man do when he ran out of pants to wear?

He kilt himself

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!