Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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How many bodies do you have buried there?

My attempts at small talk.

Why are lawyers always buried 15 feet deep?

Because deep down they're good people.

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What goes Black-White, Black-White, Black-White?

A panda bear rolling down a hill.

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

An AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

What do you call the Scottish dentist?

Phil McCavity!

West Jokes More West Jokes

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

How do you get two whales in a car?

Start in England and drive West.

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.