Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why are Lawyers buried forty feet deep when they die?

Because deep down they're really nice people.

Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

How has society let things go so far down hill that it still takes two minutes to make popcorn?

China probably can pop corn in one minute.

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What's the difference between Mick Jagger and a Scottish Highlander?

Mick Jagger sings, "Hey you, get off of my cloud.. ", while the Scottish Highlander yells, "Hey McCloud, get off of my ewe!"

Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

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Why did they bury the Scottish man on the West side of the hill?

Because he was dead

What was the true purpose of the Ice Bucket Challenge?

To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.

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How can you tell what clan a Scottish man is from?

Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.

What does the Scottish man say after love making?

I love ewe!