Because a sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away.
Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Because he was dead
A lie
Don't worry, I'm just amounting.
Because they shared genes!
Just in case you get a hole in one.
I only have eyes for ewe, dear
Mick Jagger says "Hey (hey) you (you) get off of my cloud..." the Scottish farmer says "Hey McCloud get off of my ewe"
Start in England and drive West.
To bring down the Wicked Witch of the West.
Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.
Thanks for the gold!
Rage Upon the Latrine
He was a watchdog and needed winding.
Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.
Because he was hung like this. (Hold your arms out wide)
A hopscotch
Scott!
