Look under his kilt and if he has a quarter pounder then he is a McDonald.
Because he was dead
Me: Like you're good at science...
What's the matter You look flushed!
Mick Jagger says 'Hey, you, get off of my cloud' The Scottish farmer says 'Hey, MacLeod, get off of my ewe'
Mick Jagger sings eh you, get offa mai cloud, but the Scottish farmer says eh McLeod, get offa mai ewe!
Scott!
To steep.
Gracias
The Antelopes.
Caesar!
Once when you tell it once when you tell her the punchline and once when she gets it.
Because if they are they'll tell you, and if they aren't you don't want to insult them.
Clash of Clans
The man was a corpse being buried forever.
Hmm No risk do both.
