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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What has ten legs and nine arms?

Def Leppard

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

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Why do sumo wrestles shave their legs?

So that you can tell them apart from feminists

What's the difference between writing your will and owning an ant farm?

One's a legacy, the other a sea of legs.

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What do you call a man who can smell the future?

Nostrildamus

How on earth can you defend a man like Adam Johnson?

It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

What did one pile of wood chips say to the other?

Nothing. They weren't mulch for conversation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel