What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel

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Because it was humerus.

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They lay down on their backs and put their legs and arms toward the sky.

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An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars

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Because He-Man has the power.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

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I'm not lichen this!'

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I keep one in my garage and one in my closet. Edit:typo.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leafs Jokes More Leafs Jokes

What do the Montreal Canadians and marijuana addicts have in common?

Both of them smoke the leafs

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel