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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why did jillian fall of the swing?

She had no arms! Why didnt jillian get back up? She had no legs! Knock knock! Whos there? Sure as hell not jillian

What has five arms, three legs and a head?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC