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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has three eyes, three hands, and three legs?

Two pirates

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

Who can shave 25 times in one day, and still have a beard?

A barber!