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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a door with no legs?

A door.

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

An octopuss!

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.