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What did one leg say to the other?

Shorty's growin a beard.

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What has four legs and quacks?

A paradox

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs, who hangs out in your pool?

Bob

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What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

Why do you need 200 condoms?

Me: I have a beard and an accent. *winks* *Spends night making balloon animals