When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

How do you guys feel about that new drug-resistant superbug?

It makes me sick.

What does 100% humidity mean?

Even dry farts feel like wet farts.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What do you call an animal rights' activist that never grows old?

PETA Pan

What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Why do women parachutists wear cups?

So they won't whistle on the way down.

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Who can shave 25 times a day and still have a beard?

A barber.

When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

The Sergeant-Major growled at the young soldier: I didn’t see you at camouflage training this morning.

Thank you very much, sir.

How does a blond like her eggs in the morning?

Fertilized