When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the cab driver did not get time for his family?

Because he was Uber busy.

What's upside down and downside up at the same time?

A kid with cerebral palsy living in Australia

Feel Jokes More Feel Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the black man walk backwards?

I have no idea, Your Honor, but he was coming right at me and I felt my life was at risk.

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

What kind of plants grow in bathrooms?

Toilet trees.

What happens when a cow stops shaving?

It grows a Moostache.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Why did Sally fall off the swing?

Because she didn't have any arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Definitely not Sally. Why did Jimmy drop his ice cream? He was hit by a truck Why didn't the truck turn out of the way? Sally Was driving

Beard Jokes More Beard Jokes

Why does Sean Connery have no money and a beard?

Because he's no good at shaving.

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

Morning Jokes More Morning Jokes

What did the lonely ghost do at 2 in the morning?

He made a booo-ty call

How do you keep a homo in suspense?

I'll tell you in the morning.