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What's the difference between a banana and a bann?

A bann grows on vines.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between the people in Dubai &amp?

The people in Abu Dhabi? The people in Dubai don't watch The Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi Do!

How do you tell the difference between the staff and the inmates at a psychiatric hospital?

The patients get better and leave. Not everyone of the patients thinks he is God. The staff have the keys!

Banana Jokes More Banana Jokes

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

Why can't guys do the splits?

The banana gets in the way. Banana split

Grow Jokes More Grow Jokes

Why does Ariel the Mermaid wear seashells?

She grew out of her B - shells!

Where's the best place for a horse to grow up?

In a stable environment. Sorry I'm high and it just came to me.

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......