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What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What did you think of the chapter on frogs?

Biologist 2: Oh it was quite ribbiting.

What gets wetter the more you dry?

A woman on a tumble dryer! (Bet you thought I was gonna say 'a towel', didn't you, silly redditors)

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What did Donkey Kong say when Mario asked him for help for some schoolwork?

I D K

What do you get if you ask a former presidential candidate to write a piece of music about a formula for solving a problem based on a sequence of specified actions?

An algorithm.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant and a fish?

Two very unhappy animals.

What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

What did Nala tell Simba after seeing a herd of women on Black Friday?

You gotta Mufasa

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.

Why is it better to date a woman with heavy thighs during the winter?

Your ears stay warmer.

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Why would you chase a waterfall?

They don't move to different spots you know. It's pretty much just right there.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

Why do dogs bury bones in the ground?

Because you can't bury them in trees!

When do you ground an astronaut?

When they're astronauty.

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

Why didn't Tarzan and Jane manage to save their marriage?

Because Tarzan was swingin' from three to three.