What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

What's next, thought crimes?

CNN: If you stare at your hand for a long time it will look weird

How many calls do I get?

Cop: one me: What do you think is more likely a lawyer delivering pizza or a dominos providing legal counsel

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

Why do people say its not you... it's me in a breakup?

Yeah it's YOU, you're an idiot! I'm amazing... ask your brother!

Why do people ask "what the hell were you thinking"?

Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a bird?

A gulp. It's like a swallow, only bigger.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhinoceros?

Hell-if-I-know

Herd Jokes More Herd Jokes

What did tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants in the distance?

Look, a herd of elephants in the distance!

What did the farmer say when the townspeople told him all of his cows were in town..?

I herd.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What's the deal with the Z Fighters?

They aren't fighting to stay awake!

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What is a baseball dog?

One that chases fowls.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

Ground Jokes More Ground Jokes

What lies on the ground 100 feet up in the air and smells?

A dead centipede.

Why did the skydiver die before reaching the ground?

Because he reached terminal velocity.

Vine Jokes More Vine Jokes

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

What have you been doing" asked Jane. "Chasing a herd of elephants on vines" "Really?

Said Jane. "I thought elephants stayed on the ground!"

Jane Jokes More Jane Jokes

What's with Jane?

It doesn't look good" "Yeah, I know, I'm asking about her health"

What did everyone think?

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