What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix alcohol with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird!

What happens when someone mixes Francium, Oxygen, Tungsten, and Nitrogen after it explodes?

The chemist may frown.

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How many aardvarks can ride on an elephant?

Six... three on the back and three in the trunk!

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.