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What do you get when you mix a rhino with an elephant?

Eliphino

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What do you get when you mix a dyslexic, an insomniac, and an agnostic?

Someone who lies awake at night wondering if there's a dog

What do you get when you mix a helicopter and a rhino?

Hell if I know.

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a Safeway bag?

You take the "F" out of way.

How does an elephant go up a tree?

It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.

Rhino Jokes More Rhino Jokes

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.

What's do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know.