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What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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What do you get when you cross the Cosby Show with Law & Order: SVU?

Women Say the Darndest Things

Why did the console peasant cross the road?

To render the other side.

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How do you hide a elephant in a cherry tree?

Paint it's balls red. Howed Tarzan die Picking cherries.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

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What do you get when you mix an elephant and a rhino?

Elephino. (Hell if I know)

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.

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What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.