What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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Why did the forgetful Mexican cross the road?

To get to the other side... err, no it was to pick up the laundry... nope, to get groceries? I forget.

Why did Jesus go to the gym?

To make sure his cross fit.

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What do you call a mix between an elephant and a rhino?

Ell if I know

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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What do you call an elephant that looks like a rhino?

Elephino.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino?

Elephino.

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What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you get when you mix a rhinoceros with an elephant?

Elephino...