March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Previous Random Joke Next
Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why were the Star Wars made IV, V, VI, I, II, III?

Because in charge of distribution, Yoda was.

How much do pirates charge for piercings?

A buck an ear.

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to prepare baby food?

Shake'n bake.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Television Jokes More Television Jokes

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.