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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What do a plum and an elephant have in common?

They're both purple except the elephant.

How to elephants talk to each other?

By 'elephone!

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What happens if you tell a psychiatrist you are schizophrenic?

He charges you double.

Why is it expensive to be a criminal?

Because the police charge you.

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What's the best way to ward off ghosts?

To which I replied: "a camera."

What is the best way to pick up American girls?

With a crane.

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What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!