What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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How do you get down from an elephant?

You don't. You get down from a duck.

What do elephants say as a compliment?

You look elephantastic!

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Why is Xena never charged with any crime?

Because she's Lucy Lawless

What would you do if a bull charged you?

Mary: I'd pay whatever it charged.

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What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

Leave it in the cow.

What's the best way to make an egg roll?

You push it! I deserve salmonella for even posting this...

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What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.