What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What's grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow, grey, yellow?

An elephant rolling down a hill with a daisy in its mouth!

What is even bigger than an elephant?

A giant!

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Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

What did the British proton say after 5 cups of coffee?

I feel positively charged!

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What's the best way to see yesterday's front page?

9GAG

What's the best way to get your guitar player to turn down the volume?

Give him the sheet music.

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.