What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why do elephants live in the jungle?

Because it's out of the high rent district.

What do you do to an elephant with three balls?

Walk him, and pitch to the giraffe!

Charge Jokes More Charge Jokes

Why was the horse all charged up?

It ate some haywire!

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

Good Way Jokes More Good Way Jokes

What's the best way to fix a horse race?

Evolution.

What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites?

Don't bite any witches!

Television Jokes More Television Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.