What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What is brown and gray has eight legs and is carrying a large trunk and a small trunk?

A Chihuahua on vacation with an elephant.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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How do you stop a bull from charging?

Take away his credit card.

How do you stop an elephant from charging?

Take away its USB cable.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What is the best way to talk to a vampire?

By long distance.

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What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.