What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!

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What did the elephant say to his girlfriend?

I love you a ton!

What did the elephant say to the man?

Cute, but how do you pick up peanuts with it?

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What should you do when a bull charges you?

Pay him

Why did the robot get the electric chair?

Because he was charged with battery.

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What's the best way to accelerate a Mac?

9.81 m/s2

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

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What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost