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Television Jokes

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.

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Your Age Is Only Math

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.

What do you mean I can't identify as a television?

Just watch me!

Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.