What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

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How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

What did the horse say to Santa?

Nothing, horses can not speak.

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What kind of pants does Mario wear to work?

Denim denim denim p

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.