Saddle-lite TV
A horse walks into a bar. Bartender: why the long face? Horse: because I'm a raging alcoholic.
Because they're nay sayers.
The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.
Culosis.
His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.
Because the white balance was off on the camera.