What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

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How do you call a jockey falling from his horse?

An Hippic fail.

Why did the boy stand behind the horse?

He thought he might get a kick out of it!

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What kind of music do rabbits listen to?

HIP HOP

What kind of car does a rich baker drive?

A Rolls-Royce.

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What kind of television do horses like?

Saddle-lite TV

Why did the Caucasian gymnast fall off the balance beam while on television?

Because the white balance was off on the camera.