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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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Why did Oscar Pistorius lose his court case?

He hadn't got a leg to stand on.

What drove the British mystery fan insane?

He lost his Marples.

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How do you describe Catwoman in one word?

Purrfect

Why is Dave Mustaine described as "heavy metal"?

Because he sings lead. (Better read than said.)

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Why are there no Televisions in Afganistan?

Because of the taliban

What's the best way to see a charging herd of elephants?

On television!