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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

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What do an anorexic girl and the UK have in common?

They both lose pounds really fast.

What do you call a Pirate who lost his anchor?

Can't anchor us" /bow.. this is as clever as i get, people.. so sorry.

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How would you describe that green sheep?

Me: I don't know. Olive ewe Her: I knew you'd say it first! I love you too! Entrapment 101

How would you describe your past work?

Cut to me picking up coins off sidewalks and taking them to CoinStar -Change management.

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What television show best describes a mothers virginity?

Lost

What does a television have in common with a rabbit?

His ears! Yes, this is a real joke I got from a Laffy Taffy wrapper today, not 30 years ago. I did not laugh.