What television show best describes a m...

How did the dog feel when he lost his flashlight?

Delighted.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico, and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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How do you describe the bears?

Fast and Furious 7

How a husband describe his wife?

Wife: "How would you describe me?" Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK." Wife: "What does that mean?" Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot." Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?" Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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Why are black people getting stronger?

Because the televisions these days are getting heavier.

What are four ways of spreading information that begins with "tel"?

Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.

What television show best describes a mothers virginity?