Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
You tell him... "that's definitely a win sir". Or if he did ok you can say you half win sir i suppose.
Three times - Once when you tell it, once when you explain it, and once when she gets it.
Annette!
You see a woman learn her place.
Coconut
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
Because he had the right of way.
Don't say anything. Just get out of the way.
Well standard procedure is to jump 50 feet and spread over a wide area.
Currant Affairs
You can actually punch information into a computer.
The Phoenicians (phone-itions).
He grew up to be a bellhop!
Because of the taliban
Lost
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
Wire haired terriers!!