Telephone, telegram, television, and tell a woman.
Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.
It's nature's way of telling us to lock them indoors
He proudly replied, "Only you, Darling. With all the others I was awake."
It stares.
Put the word 'gluten' at the beginning
Because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3
The same way British people pronounce beer can.
Both are in the way if you are in a hurry
He was caught spreading remains before they were cremated.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
You only have to punch the information into a computer once.
A lot of crackling on the line!
Ringworm!
On television!
Lost
I'll never call you back. Like, ever. You'd have better luck with a telegram.
