You only have to punch information into a computer once.
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
Jokes about Batman's parents can get old.
PC Plod.
No it doesn't...
Because he said Punch's line.
Punjabi-ng.
Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.
Ask the NSA for a backup.