What's the difference between a blonde and a computer?

You only have to punch information into a computer once.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a drummer and publicly traded stock?

Publicly traded stock will mature and make money.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.

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Why do the cops monitor the store that sells upper-case letters for computers?

It's a shifty business.

Why are computers in Palestine really fast?

Because they've got Ramallah.

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What do you call it when you punch someone with an avocado?

Guacamelee

Why should you never invite a boxer to a party?

He always throws the punch.

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What do you call a notebook where you record information about your poops?

Some people may call it a log journal, while others call it a diary-a.

What's the difference between a feminist and a computer?

You can punch information into a computer.