What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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What do you get if you cross a mosquito with a mountain climber?

Nothing you can't cross a vector with a scaler.

Why did the rooster cross the road?

He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.

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Why were all the computers in the company frozen?

Because they let IT go

What happens if you cross a midget and a computer?

You get a short circut.

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.