What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

What do you get when you cross a bear and a spider?

A six-legged, honey-lovin', web-spinnin'

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What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

When is a computer like a blonde?

When it goes down on you as soon as you turn it on.

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What do you get if you cross a constable with a computer?

PC Plod.

What do you call a constable who is good at music?

Copper.