Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

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What does Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashes?

Nothing.

What do you call it when your computer gets infected with a keylogger, a rootkit and half a dozen backdoors?

A free upgrade

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What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.