Dell Jokes

What is a musician's favorite computer?

A Dell

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What do you call a computer that sings?

A Dell

What PC does Adele use?

A Dell.

What type of computer sings?

A Dell.

Why does Windows 10 say "Hello"?

Because my PC is a Dell.

Which computer sings the best?

A Dell

Which laptop has the most pleasant speakers?

A Dell

What do you call a computer with an amazing singing voice?

A Dell.

What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

Why does my computer say Hello?

Because it's a Dell.

What kind of computer can't sing?

A Dell

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What computer monitor sings the best?

A Dell.

What happens when you throw a laptop into the ocean?

You have a Dell, rolling in the deep.

Which computer is the best at singing?

A Dell.

What kind of computer sings?

A Dell

What do you call a laptop in the ocean?

A Dell, rolling in the deep.

What type of computer is unusually large?

A Dell

Why did my friend throw my computer out the window?

So A Dell could message me and say Hello from the other side.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

What kind of laptop calls you a thousand times?

A dell

What brand of computer is best at singing?

A Dell

Why does my computer keep saying hello?

It's a Dell.

What do you call a pc that fell in the ocean?

A Dell rolling in the deep.

What kind of computer says "Hello"?

A Dell

What do you a call a PC without Garage Band?

A Dell

What kind of computer is optimized for sad songs?

A Dell.

Why did my computer just say hello?

Oh, that's right. It's A Dell.

What do you call a computer that says hello to you when you start it up?

A Dell.

What's the most emotional computer you can buy?

A Dell.

What do you call a singing Laptop?

A Dell

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Daughter: Looking at peckers. M: WHAT! D: Science project on chickens. M: Oh. D: You walked RIGHT into that.

Why can't PC gamers use Uber?

Too many incompatible drivers.

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Because he started drinking it before it was cool.

Where do you want to go?

So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.

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Because Windows 8 9.

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You have to drop the bomb twice before they get the message.

How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.