How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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Why are most Hotwheel cars Ford?

So people can grow up getting used to pushing a Ford.

What online image hosting service do puppies use to post their puppy pictures?

Imgrrrrrrr

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

What does Spock sing in the shower?

I'll stop the world and meld with you!

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What do you get when you cross a spud and a metal show?

Moshed potatoes.

How did the metal get the wrong idea?

He was misled.