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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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How did God get Mary pregnant?

He used the holy immaculate contraception

What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

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Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

Why did the goat stop trying to break out of jail?

Because he was just tired of being an escape goat.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

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What is Stannis Baratheon's favorite genre of metal?

Grindcore

How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants