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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What do builders use to make websites?

Com.crete.

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

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Why did the cyclist stop riding?

He was two tired

What Journey song to Chinese people sing at funerals?

Don't Stop Bereavin'

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Why is rust on a car orange?

Because its true car-rot

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

Whats Wolverine's favorite genre of music?

Metal.