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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What's concurrency?

Fake money they use in prisons.

What did the coffee shop owner's wife say when she discovered he wasn't using Free Trade beans?

That's grounds for divorce!

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Which chocolate stops dogs hair falling out?

Malteasers

Why do Democrats push for more gun control?

Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot.

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Why dont Demons fear oxidation?

Because there's no rust for the wicked

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal

What color is the most metal?

Ma a