How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

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What's pretty and expensive but has no use?

Leonardo DiCaprio's Oscar shelf.

Why are fisherman so successful in business?

Because they use "net" profits

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How do you stop the neighbours kids from playing in your yard?

Molest them

How do you stop a monster digging up your garden?

Take his spade away.

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How do you stop a metal from rusting?

Use some antioxidants

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

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What do you call a laptop that ejaculates metal?

Computer

What is an MRI's favorite music?

Metal