Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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How can you tell if it was a shared computer used by many staffers?

There is writing on the White-out.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

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Why did they hire the police department to design a new superconductor?

STOP RESISTING!!!

Why did your sister cut a hole in her new umbrella?

Because she wanted to be able to tell when it stopped raining.

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How are you getting on with the Internet?

Surf far so good.

What is it called when you get sick from gaming on the internet?

YouTuberculosis.

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What kind of music does a mummy like?

W)rap music!

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Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.