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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?

What is "attempted theft" exactly?

I mean it's not like you see school librarians seeing a student use Wikipedia on one of the computers and puts them in detention for "attempted plagiarism"

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Whats the difference between a goat and a kid?

I stopped butchering goats.

What's the difference between a Tiger Woods and Santa Claus?

Santa stops at 3 ho's

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What did the feminist say when she saw a guy laughing at her picture on the Internet?

Topical meme.

Why you cannot think of landing a job or business without internet?

No connection

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

What do you call an attraction to your own mummy?

A dedipus complex.

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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.