Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What type of milk does Mitt Romney use with his cereal?

The one percent

How many boxers does it take to change a light bulb?

One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.

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Why did the integer stop multiplying with other integers of equal value?

He was Squared Straight.

What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

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How did the flea learn to use the internet?

He had to start from scratch.

Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet?

Click Whittington

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

Why were ancient Egyptian children confused?

Because their daddies were mummies.

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Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.