Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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Why does no-one use the rhinos ATM?

Because he charges!

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.

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Why do Italians wear gold chains?

So they know where to stop shaving.

Where do ghost trains stop?

At devil crossings.

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What do you call a ghost on the Internet?

E-erie.

How do you find white shirts on the Internet?

Use a starch engine.

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What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

What do young ghosts call their parents?

Deady and Mummy.

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.