Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What did scrooge mcduck use to educate huey, dewey and louie?

Duck tapes

Why did the chicken run around screaming?

Because he had to use the bathroom.

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How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

Why would my wife ask if I was wearing this shirt when it's already on?

Stop talking in secret code.

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How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

Whats the perfect place to hide a body on the internet?

The second page of a youtube search.

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Why did the mummy cry himself to sleep every night?

Because he was empty inside.

What did baby corn asked mummy corn?

Where's popcorn.

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Where were u on the night of the 3rd?

Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets