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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game?

Marsh-Mellows

Why don't Jedi Knights use the Kelvin scale?

Only a Sith deals in absolutes.

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What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

How do you stop bad singing?

A pitchfork

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Why did the knight stop using the internet?

Because he was sick of chainmail.

How much work does it take to send a packet across the internet?

20 Watts

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What did the mummy snake say to the crying baby snake?

Stop crying and viper your nose.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)