Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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I think I could use a Han here.

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Me: "A divorce lawyer."

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Nail its other hand to the floor.

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Will-e. Shakespeare.

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Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

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To wrap itself in toilet paper!

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I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

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