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How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

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What's the difference between astronomy and gastronomy?

Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

What is Santas motto?

Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.

Why is toilet paper no good for wrapping presents?

Cos it's tear-able.

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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What did one Buddhist Master give to the child for his birthday?

Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."

What's better than a tall woman wrapping her legs around you?

A short woman trying like hell.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man who walked into her office wearing only cling wrap?

I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why are you wrapping me up like a burrito & how did you find a tortilla this big?

Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.

What did a police officer write in the criminal report, when they found a homey from the bottom of a lake, wrapped in 200 kg's of metal chains?

Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming

What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What's the best way to wrap up 2016?

Debbie Reynolds Wrap.

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

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How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

Why did the mummy stop using the Internet?

He was getting far too wrapped up in it.

Why did the Mummy go to the bathroom?

To wrap itself in toilet paper!

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

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Why did linkin park wrap themselves up in plastic wrap before they jumped off a cliff?

So in the end they didn't even splatter.

What did the Psychiatrist say to the man who walked in wearing nothing but plastic wrap?

I can clearly see ur nuts.

Cat Bark Jokes More Cat Bark Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

Beet Jokes More Beet Jokes

What's the difference between a radish and a beet?

I've never radished off to OP's mom.

What did Michael Jackson say to the Vegetables?

Just beet it

Mummy Jokes More Mummy Jokes

What do mummies like to listen to on Halloween?

Wrap music

What do you call a mummy that hates other peoples cooking?

Gordan Ramses

Package Jokes More Package Jokes

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What do Kermit the Frog'S fingers smell like?

Bacon.

How do Jamaicans pronounce bacon?

The same way British people pronounce beer can.

Add Jokes More Add Jokes

How do you stir up the politics in a Coca Cola drink?

You add ices.

Why is a dog with a lame leg like adding 6 and 7s?

He puts down the three and carries the one.