He didn't wrap his Whopper
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Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
A communion wafer
So in the end they didn't even splatter.
Wrap it around a tree
Wraps
Wrap your package before you shove it down the chimney.
Cos it's tear-able.
The Muppets
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
He can only stick to himself.
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Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
A short woman trying like hell.
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
Wrapping paper.
Wrap an unarmed black man in the American Flag
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Stabbing a homeless man. "Louder for the tape " Wrapping a boneless ham. As a gift.
Offender stole more than he could carry by swimming
Well I can clearly see your nuts
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Clearly, I can see your nuts.
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Wrap
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
They mostly wrap.
Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Supplies!
A condescending con descending.
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
They both work in gastronomy
You can spill your beer on a fiddle.
One has soul full of hope & one has a hole full of soap... I'll walk myself out, sorry first post here
Cover it in lighter fluid and throw a match at it: "WOOF!"
Freeze your dog and then take an angle grinder and use it on your dog and it Will say meeeeeow. Dunk your cat in gasoline and light it on fire and it Will say woof
Kermit the Frog's fingers.
I'm bacon.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
He had an apartment complex.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
