He didn't wrap his Whopper
Astronomy is about things too big to wrap your head around, while gastronomy is about things small enough to wrap your head around.
A communion wafer
Wraps
Cos it's tear-able.
The Muppets
Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)
He can only stick to himself.
Nothing wrapped in Emptiness. How did the birthday child respond? You are thoughtless for giving me this meaningless gift. To which the Buddhist Master replied, "Thank you."
A short woman trying like hell.
I can clearly see you(')r(e) nuts.
Wrapping paper.
Me: Shhh! This is my fantasy & burritos don't talk.
Well I can clearly see your nuts
You're getting too wrapped up in your work!
Debbie Reynolds Wrap.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.
Well, I can clearly see your nuts.
ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess
Because it was a wrapped scallion.
Wrap.
He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
To wrap itself in toilet paper!
They mostly wrap.
Selfless
Like a sixpack
She threw away all the bent ones. Why did she get re-hired They all came back.
Firefighter.
Because he was empty inside.
They just screw, nut, then bolt.
He nuts and bolts
Because I'm about to introduce myself to the girl at the end of the bar.
Life.
Just one, but it takes a really long time, and the lightbulb has to want to change...
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
He's been underground for five years now.
On a boombox.
