What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What does Mrs Claus say to Santa when he's not spending enough time with her?

You're getting too wrapped up in your work!

What is Eminem's favourite food?

Wraps

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

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What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer