What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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How are we out already?

ME: *hiding dog that I wrapped up like a mummy* it's a mystery I guess

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

Why doesn't god like bacon?

Because he isn't real.

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer