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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How did Burger King get Dairy Queen pregnant?

He didn't wrap his Whopper

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane?

They mostly wrap.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the bacon say to the sandwich?

This club can't even handle me right now

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Kosher Jokes More Kosher Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer