What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap.

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Why did the shrimp cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Why did the bacon laugh?

Because the egg cracked a yolk.

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer