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What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

Which aardvark holds the speed record?

The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did the pig say on a hot summer day?

I'm bacon!

Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

Kosher Jokes More Kosher Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer