Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why is Hollywood full of vampires?

They need someone to play the bit parts.

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!

What is Green, Slimy, and smells like Bacon?

Kermit's finger.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How do you make a cat bark?

Wrap it around a tree

What did the psychiatrist say to the man wearing nothing but Saran wrap?

Well, I can clearly see your nuts.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.