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Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why wouldn't the shrimp share his toys?

Because he is a little shellfish.

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why the hell are Zach Braff, Zach Galifianakis & Zac Efron not running around Hollywood as the "Zach Pack"?

This needs to happen.

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What's green, slimy, and smells like bacon?

Kermit the Frog's fingers.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs