Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

What did Bacon say to Tomato?

Lettuce get together!

What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Why does Bernie Sanders hate icebergs?

Because only the top 1% can stay above water.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What paper product speaks really quickly?

Wrapping paper.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why didn't the shrimp share his food?

He was a little shellfish

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

What type of wood is the most expensive?

Hollywood! (Made this up while i was doing a project.)

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.