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Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Iceberg Jokes More Iceberg Jokes

What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

What do Godzilla and shrimp have in common?

They both crustaceans

Bacon Jokes More Bacon Jokes

Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

Kevin Bacon Jokes More Kevin Bacon Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

What is Santa's favorite music?

Wrap! (I came up with this when i was 8.)

Hollywood Jokes More Hollywood Jokes

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.