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Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Why did Judge Reinhold get arrested in Dallas?

Because he can't even get arrested in Hollywood.

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Pilot season

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

Who do penguins celebrate Hanukkah with?

The Icebergs

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What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

What do you want for breakfast?

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Shrimp Jokes More Shrimp Jokes

Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

Why didn't the shrimp share his treasure?

He was a little shellfish.

Wrap Jokes More Wrap Jokes

What is a mummies favorite genre of music?

Wrap

How much should I trim off the back?

Me: Leave it long enough for him to wrap around his fist twice.

Acidic Juice Jokes More Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

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