Kosher Jokes

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

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Why did the pig go in the kitchen?

To start some bacon

What's slimy, green, and smells like bacon?

Kermits finger.

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What did Hannibal Lector have for breakfast?

Kevin Bacon.... And Jon Hamm.

Why does Kevin Bacon not get more leading roles in Hollywood?

Because it's not kosher. http://36.media.tumblr.com/cb0ad7dd38767e0fc2363665afdb5cdd/tumblrinlinentae7hsEL21tw80r81280.jpg

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What did the Psychiatrist say to the naked man wrapped in surran wrap?

Well I can clearly see your nuts

What is less Kosher than a bacon wrapped shrimp?

A communion wafer

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Which Hollywood actress has made sure all sci-fi movies like alien; ghostbusters; Avatar & chappie are "woven" together?

Sigourney "Weaver"

What did the Hollywood producer say to the Apes in the zoo when they refused to sign contracts to appear in his new film?

Stop playing it cagey!

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What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush?

One crushes boats and the other brushes coats!

What do you call Kosher ice?

Iceberg

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Why don't shrimp give anything to charity?

Because they're shellfish.

What kind of shrimp does Chris Brown like?

Battered shrimp.