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What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

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Why did the lemon go sour?

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Change?

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.