Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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A dead golfer...

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

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Why don't churches, synagogues, mosques and temples have Wi-Fi?

Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

How are synagogues like lemons?

They're full of acidic juice.

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Where did you get so many lemons?

Holmes replies, "A lemon tree, Watson.."

Where do lemons go to jail?

Lemonworth

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

Change?

Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.