Acidic Juice Jokes

What do you call an unsweetened, kosher lemonade?

Acidic juice

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

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Why was the whittler banned from his synagogue?

Because he made his rabbi a little cross.

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Because religions don't like competing with an invisible power that actually works.

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Why did the lemon turn green?

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Why do orthodox rabbis like lemonade so much?

Because, it's acidic juice.

What does Batman like in his lemonade?

Just ice.