Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.

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How did Sherlock reply to Watson's inquiry, "Sherlock, where did you get all of these lemons?

A lemon tree, my dear Watson.

Why are crocodiles brown and flat?

Because if they were yellow and round, they'd be lemons.